Mystic Meg?

Yeah, I'm not her and am unlikely to ever be anything similar.
If you've got something to tell me, don't wait for me to guess it, bloody say something! Do I look like an elderly gypsy woman with a turban on my head burning incense and wearing a billion jingly bits of jewellery? Nah.
Not me pal.

How very annoying.

Bloody hope the laundry in my room dries by tomorrow otherwise I'm going to be royally fucked for work.

Need. To. Sleep.