funkeh monkey (;

Urgh, it's late, Charles is being demanding. I love my friends. I'm regressing in maturity in the sense that i'm 17 but instead of going to bars, trying to fake being 18 and picking up guys with the intellectual capacity of a teaspoon.. bloody cretins, i'm dressing up a cuddly monkey and making it hump things with my favourite retard.

Damn i love my friends. They really do make my life fun. :'D special people.

Right, seeing as it's stupid o clock.. JESUS :| it's 01:12. AM. AM. Why am i awake? WHY?! Yeah, photos, then bed? Si? Grazie.

We turned the monkeh into our pimp.

Love love loved tonight (': i love you tardy boy. Archibold you babe. (':
Tomorrow niiight! :'D Eeeeeeeeeeee.

Good times. Life is good right now. I liiiiaaakkeeee it. I like long conversations with nice people (: 

Oh, and i took a new photo with my beautiful phone and i like it (: and i was editing it. So.. here (:

G'niiight (:
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jews on a tube

Since Charles went to London yesterday and i haven't bothered to write much this week.. that holds absolutely no relevance. Either way, last time i was in London with my mom on the underground, there was this huuuge family of jews. And they all had curly hair, hats and big noses.. 

It was odd to actually see jews. My brother calls people jews :/ but that's because he's a cruel git. Meh, you win some, you lose some. It's not hard to be hotter than my brother. But his uni friends worry me slightly.. They're all rather retarded frankly.

Anywayy, i was a tad of a spoilt brat in wednesday (': not that i'm complaining! It doesn't happen on a regular basis or anything, in fact i'm pretty sure me and mom will be living off mouldy cheese and stale bread for the next 2 years but neh. From yesterday it means that i have gorgeous converse, a hawt brolly from paperchase which is plain lush, Friends BOX SET! eeeeeee, andandand i have a new phone!!!!!! I mean don't get me wrong, my vintage sony ericsson has served me very well but it's time to move on. To my gorgeous nokia n900 (;

It's absolutely beautiful. (:

Yesterday i saw Charles for costa.. and i was bored and had nothing better to do (; i'm actually completely broke now. Ah, i'm poor but i have some damn good stuff. Charles abuses me. Alot. Urgh, i decided to actually do something for my birthday, so last minute. Urm, yeah. So hopefully might have a few tards round tonight or tomorrow (': pizza, alcohol and friends. I'm feeling this.

I love my converse. 

Hmm, not amazing but not too terrible either. I just cba to edit?
Charles, i love you dearly, but your pocket watch thing inspired me. Vintage stuff is bien. And i was fairly bored last night. I think i'm over watching friends :|.

Nom. Don't hate me Charles? I love you remember.

Ever wonder why you bother? Man i feel that right now. Urgh! However.. new phone, converse and friends. WHOOSAA.

Latersss (;
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ginga addiction

Today i braved British weather once more and leapt cheerfully into the dump that is Hinckley. I had a fairly big incentive though, that in the form of a delicious gingabread latte from costa with the larvely Nicholasss. History geeks, ftw. Maybe make a living by writing down the ridiculous conversations we have? 

Sounds like a plan Stalin.

Me and mom bought a door stop thing in the shape of a dog. Damn cute.

I wanted to call it Hitler but mom objected.

We called it Stalin instead (':

OH! My wonderful mom also bought me a plastic duck thing for my 17th. I never had a rubber duck as a child. Because my brother was 3 years older than me, i always had creepy monster things and toys that was elastic as a slag's minge.
They were scary when i was 5. You'd be scared too if you saw the horrific things we owned.

The duck mom get me is a pervy duck though. They eyes always look at you. Especially if your sitting starkers in the bath, it just looks at you. Leering. It's a little leering pervy duck (;

Aren't rubber ducks sexehhh? (;

Charles is going to LONDON!! Tomorrow anyway. First time for her, bless her. She's a virgin to London (': 
Hope you have fun retarrrddd!

My brother decided to walk in on my getting dressed this morning and stood talking to me when i was in bra and knickers for 20 minutes. Thanksss pal. My brother's weird. Thank the lord he's still at uni when i escape this town!


When i'm bored i scare myself. Lets just leave it at that eh? (;

Na'niiight sweet cheeks (: 
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hi, i'm joey.

Seventeeeeeenn now! 

Why people ask if i feel any older i will never know, until i get to 30 or something? I still feel like a teenager, but it's another step closer to leaving this town (': Such a good thought! :'D 
Having said that, today didn't start well. Everyone left me without saying bye or anything.. I felt just a tad lonely :/ but then i got some lovely texts through, so thank you everyone (: Odd that i was talking to Dais and she said she felt kinda down on her 17th as well. Damn we're cool (;

Went into town with that tarrrddd though. Didn't get a cupcake from costa, but they are a tad too sweet first thing, still amazing! But so damn sweet. Good stuff (':

I love Daisy. And i love Charles (': man she made my day. She gave me my first and so far tastiest present (':

Bless herr (': thank you homiee!!


In town me and Dais got kinda bored so ambled round phone shops and stuff pressing things. I got a tad distracted by solitare (; damn i'm cool. Right? 
Am i not cool?


Hmph.


Found some rather hawt shoes in new look. And dorothy perkins actually. But the ones in the latter were huge heels and far more expensive.. by about 20 squid (': but they looked fit. Got the gorgeous, lush green ones from new look though. Fiver.. what a fookin' bargain! Especially considering i thought they were still 12 quid. Made me smiiiile :'D

I love this photo (: it's one of the few where my legs look nice (; ahaaa.


AND me and Dais shoved a candle in a mini mufff and called it my birfdaii' cake (': and i'm a photo hoe. I know this (':

Love love LOVE much?
I thought it was cute (': if A levels fail, I'm so going into photography/editing/prostitution. :'D


"My name's Joey and i'm a food addict. Steal my food and i steal your face."
Not actually a quote. I made it up from the wit of my mind (;

I fackin' love you guys (:
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too short

For once i'm not referring to the fact that i'm far below the average height for my age and women. In England, being 5ft 3" means i'm looked down on alot. Sometimes intentionally i suppose, sometimes, it's the only way people can see me (':
Being small can be cute, it can make me feel insignificant against a huge world. It's nice. Frankly i'd rather be smaller than bigger (: well, skinnier as well as podgier. Damn i need to get rid of my cake shelves! Having said that, being in bed and ill since yesterday afternoon might help me a tad.

But yeah, i was more going along the lines that life is too damn short. You don't think about stuff as a kid, life's a game, then as a teenager you hate so much, confined in education.. Then being an adult you want to be a teenager again. ARGH! As my mum said yesterday when she bought a new kettle: "life's too short to descale." I love that woman. (':


17 tomorrow. Eeeeeek! (:

Nothing arranged for it yet though. Meant to do it yesterday or friday but just felt utterly rotten! Booness eh? Last day of being 16 and i've spelt it all in bed (':


"i've got a backbone stronger than yours." sorry Charles, i stole your idea of putting quotes/lyrics on every post. I promise to buy you costa as a way of an apology? Having said that, if it's in Leicester then it has to be a Starbucks.

Cameron was texting me for most of today, it cheered me up bless hiiim (:

I feel rather summery shall we say (: I'm looking forward to escaping this place for summer! Go places, London's high on my list (; so's a road trip to the coast. Actually can't wait to see the sea again!
Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Spent all day in bed (: Feel so much better than yesterday :'D

I'm looking forward to messages tomorrow (': that's a huge hint if ever there was one. Still need to decide what i want tomorrow! I'm rather a last minute girl (:

Tattybye sweet sixteen (':
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rose. really?

My form tutor fails, i've been in his form for almost a year and he still can't remember my three letter name. Got my report today, my word it was full of shite. Minus for biology.. the fact that i show no effort is just about accurate. But critical thinking: excellent approach to subject. Are you kidding?! Mate, i fall asleep in your class. 

Jeeepers.

Today wasn't bad.. chemistry wasn't fab but when in the world is it ever much fun with Smith? Unless she isn't there of course (; biology meant another test 'cause everyone failed the other one. I don't think Bromz gets that we really don't give a damn, maybe we should tell her? History was surprisingly okay, i'd been dreading it since last night since i was preoccupied with finishing a daft commentary for english coursework and i had no idea what the hell i was writing. I gave up at 10pm (': but yeah. Got some questions i was half confident on. Score. English was good.. Water's was doing something useless :'D. Walked to asda in the rain to get some mini doughnuts because i love my history class that much. Then bribed Stefaniak with them last lesson (': bless her. 

My history class love me now (':


Met Daisy for costa: LOVE. Fully caffeinated and so on.. 
Such larks (;

We'll be sitting in costa drinking gingabread lattes when we're 80.


My house smells like new windows, plastic and hairspray. Poop.
30 Seconds to Mars rock my world (:


"i feel her slipping through my fingers, now she's gone."
Sweet dreams Helen (L). 

T'raa (:
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i'm over you

That previous post i'm rather ashamed of now. Fairly soon after i wrote and posted that, i had an argument with him on facebook. Boy, social networking is a catalyst for these things (; he was going on about having a fuck buddy and that maybe i should loosen up and "have some fun."
Seriously mate, bite me. Oh yeah, and get over yourself you arrogant prick. 


Whoooosaaaa (':

After i spent a while making that darn photo it was wasted on that jerk. Ah well, still looks rather pretty methinks (': it was enlightening last night, i liked it. Well, i disliked the fact that i was irritable and so on but y'know. It's the way life goes sometimes.

I'm a bit of a black and white girl (':

Odd day today. Not the best but not the worst i've ever had. I'm loving my new hair, okay so it's very scene-like but i love it. I like looking a tad messy (:

"where do i belong forever, in whose arms, the time and place"
Avril Lavigne ftw.

Night babes (:
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five days

It's not that i'm actually overly excited about my birthday, frankly i'm not too bothered about it. Maybe it's just that it was a tad of a blow out last year? Not really sure. Charles's post made me think about this, sort'a. I do rather larv' her, in fact, the content of the post is no way at all related to this. But my mind switched to it, i couldn't help it!

I don't like it when things change, especially when it's a change that makes things bad or worse or just.. not happy :/

Simply.. i miss him. Just hate the fact that i still like him and it makes me feel kinda pathetic because i reckon he rather plays me on it. Well, not really like that. But as in he knows i still like him and can't help it! Argh!

Bring me something nice for 17 (:

Ah dear. If A levels fail, i'm turning to photography. At least i enjoy doing this kinda thing, whereas with chemistry i struggle through it and inhale fumes that will probably kill me soon.

Something made me lol earlier though.. "death by caffeine" apparently by the time i consume 260g of coffee, i'm pushing up daisys. Hoorah?!

Ciao babess
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like a pig with plaits

For that was me at the age of.. well. Until the tender age of about 12 when I started finding exercise fun in the form of football. I always was a violent child y'see (;

Ahaaa, my head hurts. Alot. I'm less like a bear with a sore head, more like a hoe with syphillis. Don'tcha just larv' my wonderful wit and humour..? Not today actually. It was alright apart from having critical thinking first thing which isn't suicidal, it's just dull. Managed to get some work done in my free, which my biology teacher has since decided that we don't have to get it done until Friday. Thanks Bromz. I just spent an hour trying to hunt for hydrolysis :| neicht impressed. OH! Biology with her and english lit almost killed me. Was just so utterly bored!
Lorna wasn't in biology 'cause she was on a driving day thing, meaning I didn't get a cosy chat and a distraction from enzymes or apes or whatever the fuck the teacher was dribbling on about. English lit holds nothing of excitement. Ever since I found out that Murmuring Judges has a complete anti climax of an ending, i.e. the woman grasses on the bloke.. it's not really holding me. I started nodding off, then half way through a yawn my brain decided it was time for me to act like a spastic. I'm not kidding. My brain really went funny. It was horrible actually, my brain was nattering away to itself and the teacher decides to ask me something. Bad idea. Bad result.

Woops. My bad! Damn she's gonna hate me.

Ever since I got home, all I've done is sit and watch crap and try and calm my head. It hasn't really got me anywhere. I'm still worried about chemistry and need to stop being infactuated with guys. And being stroppy to Charles :/ sorry about that one babes )':
Howeverr, I was watching the old school original Italian Job, my word I love that film. It's just typically British :'D not that Britain's much cop, but still.. It's almost patriotic (; it started my love for minis. I'll say that much (': Sooo, I was inspired! And did this little beasty..

Liiike? I'm a little obsessed.. WHOAHOO. It's part of a song.. Boo.
It doesn't actually look that good anymore :/ poop. Ah well, you win some, you lose some (: I'm thinking that if I feel this grotty tomorrow I'm going to come home if I go in at all. Just feel crappyyyyyy. Urgh. Sorry for whinging :/

I also decided to do something with some photos of me.. I get bored alriiight? And they were sitting there doing nothing and taunting me because my hair refuses to cooperate this week. I'm rather liking scene hair atm? But not sure if I could pull it off. Hmm, something to think about I guess (:

Damnn, I need to go and do some chemistry. *sigh* I'm worried about that old thing my darling dickens. I don't know what, in the name of fuck itself half equations are or how to balance the stupid buggers. It just seems to make absoulte no sense to me. Not helpful considering I really can't drop it next year. The only subject I'm really enjoying or doing much good at atm is history and that's pretty much the most difficult!
Ohh these things are obscure. GO AWAY A LEVELS! Can't wait for this week to end! Two weeks off after friday :'D and it's 6 days 'till I'm 17 (':

Ahh, bliss!


Larv' you Charles, chin up you ragamuffin (;
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the tap dribbled.

Ahaaaaa, see, last night when I was brushing my teeth like a good girl with my vibrating toothbrush.. The hot tap just dribbled. It was funny. I choked on toothpaste though :/ that wasn't so good. Funny I s'pose.. but not the most pleasant thing I've ever done in my life (;

I was really rather looking forward to today, the prospect of being able to go into the hell hole of JC for a measly two hours, then get to go home! Well, originally the idea was that me and Lorna would go to costa for 3rd period, but she was a bit of an ill bee apparently so that failed. I was half relieved though. This cold polava is rather horrible, got worse over today. Now my head just throbs and aches and stuffff. My sneezes are hilarious (': I was sitting next to Jake in history second and I did a real man sneeze. Then ten minutes later I did another one (;
Bless the poor ginga, he didn't half jump (':

Sadly english 9th hour with Dewhurst, i.e. one of the stroppiest and most shiny faced women in the world, was the first lesson I had.. It was alright until 10 minutes in when I finished Murmuring Judges which came to a complete anti climax of an ending.. bit like my experiences with guys really (; anyway.. Yeah. I managed to spend 15 minutes trying to get the JC network to love me on my ipod to see if anyone wanted to email me, the school's so ridiculous over what you can go on on the internet, that I can't get on this at school :/ sucks really. I'm in 6th form. What do you think I'm going to do in my frees? Look at porn?! No. For two reasons. 1. I'm a girl. 2. I'm seriously not that pathetic.


Thenn, history. I love history lessons because we're so easily distracted (': that goes for all 6 of us. And Addison was back! Finally. Not seen the poor dear for about a fortnight seeing as she's been ill/on courses (i.e. skiving)/PLP. She's one of the better history teachers, Stefaniak's amazing but scary, and Addison's nice but at least teaches well unlike Townsend who has formed a venemous hatred for David which is unexplained. Ahh well. Got two history tests this week which is a tradgedy.. Ahh crap, got a load of chem and biology to do for tomorrow. Least I'll have something to do in my free tomorrow eh? (:


Ouchhh my head.


Hahaaaa, I got home at like, 11:45 and since then, all I've done is edited photos. Spent ages trying to figure out how to get the photo as the banner to fit in. I reckon I spent about 2 hours in total on it? Yes I'm that sad (': I'm a tad of a perfectionist though.. I kinda like it that way (': OH! But I have done something academic! Yess, the creative coursework that I have to do for english required my attention. I wrote one up before but frankly it sucked. It wasn't appalling, but it didn't really go anywhere or hold any interest. Plus it was rather cliche. Sooo, I've done another thing about a woman in a taxi. I think it's okay :'D well, I hope it's okay.


Hmm, got bored earlier after too much coffee and my head spinning, so I did this.. It's not great, but I sort'a like it (:

Just fancied trying that thing out (': I'm starting to fall in love with Photoscape (;


Ahaa, I was reading some old posts back to myself yesterday. They made me want to shoot myself at how I sound. Urgh! I'm going to have to start just being content with a philosophical quote or lyric or something, and a niiice photo. My posts seem to drag on atm. This post has kinda sucked :/ Meh.


"Just a quarter of you, would be better than this empty wrapper."


S'laterrr
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how do you get a boyfriend?

"B-b-b-b-blow jobs I've heard"

That's according to the Vicar of Dibley however, might not be so accurate in reality sadly enough (; Not that I'd choose to get a boyfriend by offering blow jobs of course.. I'm honestly not that cheap. Nor desperate. And anyway, if I did things like that, I'd require payment and I'd get too attracted to the money aspect, so I'd end up working as a hoe..

Not exactly the ideal career path I want. 

Bleh, moving on. Damn all those people who are happily coupled up, your all making me feel jealous )': it's not nice! It's only eight days until I'm old and can potentially be a danger to the roads of Britain. It seems I'm going to be entering the tender age of 17 with a cold? Or something equally as tedious and mean. Perhaps I should consider eating a decent diet.. I'm not sure nutella and doritos are any good anymore. Tasty, si. Healthy? Hell no. Shame really..

Ohh boy dont'cha just larv' Charlie's Angels? I'm thinking I should start my own form of them.. Only instead of pretending to be able to fight crime and dickweeds, we should write witty literature? I'm beginning to think that's a damn good plan (; who wants to join?

Oh wow, all "badasses" drink coke out of a straw, wear pink tinted "shades," smoke, and dance like a constipated prat to crappy music. Amazing in'it? Pile of jerks...

Ahh, today has been a very good day, mum abandoned me at like 5 yesterday, I was under the pretence that she'd come back fairly late, but return on the same day. Such lies! Bless her, she was rather cynical about going to the meal thing, but I reckon she had a good time (': I did get kinda freaked out at the fact I could hear a load of guys and dogs at about 1am down the field, but bleh. 
Dragged my backside out of bed ridiculously early for my homeboy Chaaarles for a costa and a chat after my bout of depression and emotional junk last night.. *whooosaa.* I love that girl, she makes me smiiile. Only after abusing me, almost making me spill delicious coffee and laughing at my filthy mind.. But anywayy, I was up at quarter to 9 for no reason, considering I was awake at 2am and was feeling terribly nostalgic :/ looking at old photos was a bad idea. Booo.

Spent most of the morning before I had to leave making sure the dogs were alive and fiddling with more photos, I'm getting rather addicted to all this photo editing. Sadly I'm thinking it's becoming a mite monotonous the kinda style I'm doing? But I rather like it :'D. Wanna looksee?

This is basically all the things that remind me of summer (': sweet huh? I like random stuff like this, I only realised when I put it on facebook that the centre photo is of me and Sebastian. Not that that really counts for anything I suppose.. Kinda does to me. I'm a complex lady (':

There always has to be something involving coffee with me (; if you haven't learnt that yet then frankly you're dense.

 

The musician in me likes this (':


I also did one for Daisy with loads of Barcelona on it, but it's not as good as these, and it's rather crowded. Still good, but just.. not a personal favourite (;


But yesss, today was good. Charless makes me larff. Although some poor sod of a 7 year old twatty male child called her a man. That was mean. Only I'm allowed to say that. What a git! Seriously, I swear the generations get worse. Bleh. I still love her. She puts up with my insanity (': anyone that can do that is a fucking miracle worker (':
Went to the mead and chilled for a bit.. Got a feeling I'm the tiniest bit pink from being in the sun. It could be my cold? I've been sneezing alot today, I sneeze like a man. I cannot do small sweet sneezes!


Since I got home I've just chilled (': I like it that way. I think I've drivvled on enough anyway, sooo, I'm going to love you and leave you (:
"Who wants to be ordinary, in a crazy and mixed up world?" I rather love that lyric :'D


Larvv' to yo homies.
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